Rear Clear: My Sh** Smells Like Roses

Let’s be honest. Everyone poops. Not everyone wants to smell it.

My Sh*t Smells Like Roses is a natural, non-polluting alternative to wet wipes that keeps things clean, fresh, and plumbing-safe. Just spray regular toilet paper or a cloth wipe and you’ve got a smoother, more comfortable clean without flushing chemicals, plastics, or perfumes down the drain.

This is your #2 lifesaver. It freshens, moisturizes, and soothes while helping neutralize those not-so-pleasant bathroom odors. Gentle on skin, safe for pipes, and way better than disposable wipes.

Perfect for home, office, travel, camping, RV life, and boats. If you sit, squat, or travel, this belongs in your bag.

How to use
Shake well. Spray 1 to 3 times onto toilet paper or a cloth wipe. Wipe gently. Feel clean. Smell better. Move on with your day.

Ingredients
Non-alcohol witch hazel distillate
Organic extra virgin olive oil
Herbal blend
Pure therapeutic essential oil blend (varies by scent)
Vitamin E

Clean ingredients. Cleaner exit. Roses not regrets.