Your Grocery Aisle Cheat Code

You don’t need another “wellness guru.” You need a decoder ring.

The Ingredients Watch Club is your underground pass to see through the food industry’s label games. Every month, members get:

🧾 The Decoder PDF — your quick-scan blacklist of seed oils, fake sugars, neurotoxins, and other label lies.

🪪 Ingredients Watch ID Card — mailed to your door. Wallet-sized. Flash it in the aisle, flip it, and know instantly what’s trash.

📬 Monthly Intel Drops — members-only updates on hidden ingredients, new blacklist entries, and dirty tricks the industry hopes you miss.

⚡ Insider Access — early looks at Bodega & Co drops, collabs, and anti-wellness goods.

This isn’t a coupon club. This is your badge of belonging. Carry it, use it, and you’ll never shop blind again.

Price: $5/month. Cancel anytime. No BS.